Hollywood Homicide
Can you write an amusing story using as many of the movie titles as possible
1. American Graffiti
2. Star Wars
3. Witness
4. The Mosquito Coast
5. The Widowmaker
6. Six Days Seven Nights
7. A Clear and Present Danger
8. Hollywood Homicide
9. Firewall
10. The Conversation
11. Blade Runner
12. Patriot Games
Big plus if you can work the actor's name into your story
All movies starred the same actor.
Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1875
"Book Our Reservations!"
Doc and Festus were having a heated argument as they sat in the Long Branch.
10. The Conversation was thus:
Festus: "But, Doc....Jest let the idea kinda simmer in your brain a bit. After a short while you'll cozy on up to my idea for our vacation plan."
Doc:" I will NOT cozy on up to the idea of spending 6. Six Days Seven Nights on 4. The Mosquito Coast with you!! Were you DRUNK when you made the reservations?!"
Festus:" Awwww, Doc. Ain't you jest a weeeee bit tarred of going to the same old place every year. This'll be different....an adventure.....Don't ya see?"
Doc:" Are you aware that all the newspapers refer to this place as, '5. The WIDOWMAKER'?!!"
Festus chuckled and patted Doc's shoulder:" I ain't booked anythang, yet...But I sure do wanna go to 'Dead3. Witness Resort and Spa."
Doc pushed his hand away" The name ALONE presents 7. A Clear and Present Danger , you numbskull!!!!"
U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon strolled in and joined them .
Matt:"I see I will once again be 3. Witness to a display of fiery tempers! Haha."
Doc brought him up to speed.
Matt:"Doc's right, Festus. The 8. Hollywood Homicide boys are still investigating that triple murder from last month. So far all they've found are three legs, one arm, a large intestine and two empty craniums."
Doc pointed to Festus:"Talk about your classic empty cranium!!!"
Festus glared at Doc:"Well, Matthew..... Do they have any leads?"
Matt ordered a beer before answering:" Only one. They think that Harrison "9. Firewall" Fordinski and his gang are involved. One thing is certain. The murderers were 1. American .Graffiti was scribbled all over the walls."
Festus:" What'd it say, Matthew?"
Matt:" Sexual innuendo involving Calamity Jane and Annie Oakley." He shook his head in embarrassment.
Doc and Festus both leaned forward, eyes as big as saucers.
Festus:"Well what in tarnation did it say?!"
Doc:"YEAH!!"
Matt looked at both of them and got up to leave.
Matt:"Humph! If you two perverts want to read it, you'll need to go see for yourself!!"
Doc grabbed Festus by the collar:"QUICK!!"
Festus:"Huhhhhh?"
Doc: " Let's skeddaddle on down to the telegraph office!"
Festus looked confused:"Why, Doc?"
Doc:" TO BOOK OUR RESERVATIONS, OF COURSE!!"
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