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Adult Movies Based On Classic American Sitcoms?

Everybody can appreciate good adult funny videos parodies. Spaceballs taught us all of the power of the Schwartz, and Scary Movie gave us blunt-smoking ghost-faced killers. But adulto parodies? These are, unluckily, a less familiar terrain. Consider Edward Penishands, a send-up of Tim Burton's classic 1990 film. The titular character, a black-clad recluse with giant you-know-whats at the ends of his arms, learns the ( ahem ) ins and outs of suburban life when he's taken in by a kindly vibrator saleswoman. Before you are able to say, he is's got penises for hands! all the lonely neighborhood ladies are enjoying Edward's tri-part skills, but he craves for the saleswoman's young daughter Amanda. Obviously, this movie is horrible. It is not even a good adulto. How any one could find prosthetic members that look like rubber chickens sexually arousing is a mystery-but the idea is just classic. we've got some new ideas for the adult parody industry :

A middle aged puppeteer takes a job as a filing clerk in an uncomfortable office with a strangely low ceiling and discovers a puzzling portal-into John Malkovich. It does not take long for the portal to become a gateway to new realms of pleasure for the puppeteer and his wife. What starts as their filthy tiny secret becomes a source of revenue as they turn other couples on to the excitement of being in John Malkovich. That is, until the person himself gets wise to their operation. When Malkovich becomes curious and enters his own portal, an orgiastic scene of Malkovich-on-Malkovich action ensues. Can you say Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich?

The heartwarming adventure of a young, badly behaved fish's first BDSM experience. His overbearing father is worried, so he gets his forgetful chum, dominatrix Dory, to be delicate on little Nemo. However, things take a turn for the worse when she forgets the safety word and hijinks ensue. Nemo even takes a visit to the surface and learns about the fun of autoerotic asphyxiation. I'm not too sure how well Binding Nemo would sell in America, but this would be a gold mine in Japan, combining their love of raw fish and animated adultography.

Adult Parodies have begun to take the adult industry over. Adult funny videos have invaded the planet. In addition to parodies primarily based on Hollywood flicks, this July, pals and other sitcom-based adult movies have begun to pop, some obvious ( three's Company practically writes itself ), others less so ( Seinfeld? Honestly? ) have started to get a racy overhaul.

The general public wants Hollywood film and sitcoms that have hardcore sex. And that's what the industry is mad about doing now. And they actually achieved it. I think the most glorious film is the spoof of The Cosby Show, which came out in June. They had 250,000 views of the trailer on YouTube, which is pretty superb. Then they took one of the most dysfunctional families on television with Married With youngsters that just came out. And it turned out to be the most complete film and definitely one of the best adult funny videos of all because that show is just so hilarious. It's just line, line, zinger, line, line, zinger. So we had to write it accordingly .

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